Ah Shit! Did You Have JC Romero on Your Keeper Team?

The following is about one of my co-managers who happened to keep JC Romero as one of his keepers. What?! I know he kept a RP but what ever. Anyway, the Commissioner in my league wrote about the impact JC now has given Pete Rattigan and his team the Cocksville Whale Cocks.

Enjoy
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by League of Nations Commissioner
Jeff Bauer

Man Down!


The Cockeysville Whale Cocks might need to pick up some help for their bullpen after reliever J.C. Romero found out he has been suspended 50 games by the League of Nations. The lefty reliever was found in a storage room of a Towson, Maryland Trader Joes with Whale Cocks owner/manager Novitiate Pete Rattigan.
Romero failed a drug test, though he denies doing anything
Illegal. The LON Players Association had told players that
the weed Romero took was acceptable, ESPN’s Peter
Gammons, reports.
“I still cannot see where I did something wrong” Romero
told Gammons.

“I didn’t cheat. I tried to follow the rules.
So what, I took some pills and smoked a little weed. My
Manager was there the whole time. How can I get in trouble for this bullshit?”

Novitiate Pete Rattigan was shocked by the suspension. When reached for a comment, Rattigan said, “Want to party, baby? Check out my pants!” then vomited and appartly passed out.

The left-handed Romero, 33 in June, was an impact player in the Cocks’ bullpen in 2008. He went 4-4 with a 2.75 ERA in 81 appearances (59.0 innings). The Whalers - will now - have to rely on the upcoming draft for his replacement.